Let's see, where to begin...

Okay, I like to breathe, eat tasty desserts, and make elementary-school-funny books on my iPad.

​I live in Winchester, Virginia, with my wife, two kids, two dogs, one cat, and four hermit crabs. I’ve never had a ferret. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

If that wasn’t TMI, then here are a few more things...

I'VE BEEN ON A BEST SELLER LIST WITH JAMES PATTERSON

I'VE BEEN A MEMBER OF SCBWI SINCE 2014

I'M A VOLUNTEER WISH GRANTER FOR MAKE-A-WISH

I'VE BEEN A TALKING HEAD ON NATIONAL TV

I PLAYED NCAA DIVISION 1 FOOTBALL

I WAS RANKED #97 IN THE WORLD ON WII GRAND SLAM TENNIS

I'M A FORMER BOARD MEMBER OF A YOUTH SOCCER ORGANIZATION

I BUILT A POPULAR WEBSITE TO CALCULATE EQUAL PLAYING TIME

HERE'S MY FAM

MY DOG & CAT, SANDY & SPRINKLES

I ONCE HAD CHICKENS THAT PLAYED THE BONGOS (UNTIL A FOX CAME ALONG)

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